Marriage and Relationship quotes.

Marriage and Relationship quotes.


While I’m waiting for my computer to export some images I thought I could fill the time by posting some quotes about marriage, love and relationships.


I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.  ~Lord Byron

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.  ~Oscar Wilde

It’s easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?  ~Author Unknown

My husband and I divorced over religious differences.  He thought he was God, and I didn’t.  ~Author Unknown

We were happily married for eight months.  Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.  ~Nick Faldo

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.  ~Author Unknown

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.  ~Billy Connolly

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.  ~Rita Rudner

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.  ~Prince Philip

The husband who doesn’t tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn’t know won’t hurt him.  ~Leo J. Burke

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. ~Agatha Christie



Craig xx

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