Marriage and Relationship quotes.
While I’m waiting for my computer to export some images I thought I could fill the time by posting some quotes about marriage, love and relationships.
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. ~Lord Byron
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. ~Oscar Wilde
It’s easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years? ~Author Unknown
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t. ~Author Unknown
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. ~Nick Faldo
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. ~Author Unknown
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. ~Billy Connolly
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. ~Rita Rudner
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. ~Prince Philip
The husband who doesn’t tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn’t know won’t hurt him. ~Leo J. Burke
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. ~Agatha Christie